BLAME MISS BARCLAY. Enquiries: email@example.com & firstname.lastname@example.org. Bookings: email@example.com
So, @jjbullock_'s trying to intimidate me on Twitter with THIS profile pic? Aw, even he knows thugs need hugs.
I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE MY FIRST HEADLINE SHOW. WITH SUPPORT FROM @URSAMINORUK. TICKETS ON SALE WEDNESDAY.
New gig dates on http://mikillpane.com, including one @ Nike & one on BBC2. Check it out like Miss Westbrook:
@JOLEONDAVENUE What was I supposed to do when all I could think of was shit like this?!
RT @NellzThickemz: How the fuck does a Gold digger look like? < I reckon it looks like this, but golden:
@JoeDudgeon Ah, cool! It should be with you soon. Send a tweet to @DopeChef. Of course I'm watching!
*Sings*: I've got fiiiiiiive on it! Buy my fourth fucking EP! Thank you to everyone that's bought this!x
@JakeGosling Man like @example is my Weetness.
You need tees and my clothes need you. Mikill Pane d'U.F.o. TOwN tee, as worn by @edsheeran: http://bit.ly/hrXRrt
One's a bearded outsider who'd be insignificant if it wasn't for his songwriting; the other's Seasick Steve.
RT @gmortlockkk: @MikillPane fancy giving me a cheeky tweet? < I'll do you one better. Here's a cheeky pic:
Last link was shite. This is the pic of a fan and I in Bath that'll make you wanna sing Kanye's 'Dark Fantasy'...
I cut my hair to stop the Will.I.Am comparisons. Howard Brown from the Halifax ads is suing me over impersonation
Sort out the arms then move to the chest like a motherfucking pirate.
@iamcoxhead Cuz, any time you want war, holler. I'll be there with my big ting, ya heard?
Unless you're Shane MacGowan from The Pogues, listen to @wyensolo's amazing song & SMILE http://bit.ly/i2pUby :D
Air Jordan collectors will know how wicked this is. I very nearly sold my sole.
@PaulFatai Here you go. Rolf Harris saw what I tweeted, kidnapped me & badded me up. He thinks he's Skepta.
This pic's even better. A tribute to all afro-haired, topless, stocking-rocking negresses everywhere. I love you all.x
I've grown quite accustomed to letting females get under my skin.
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