i am almost entirely made of pants
Every bar bathroom looks like a Jackson Pollack. Never moving out of the city.
You've been a bad kitty
My new friend in Muir Woods
Sometimes I stay up late and I have no idea how shit like this ends up in my pocket
Parties with a live keyboardist/keytar player are awesome
I bought the car!
An excellent explanation of Dolores Park by an 8-year-old
Switched my ironic kitten credit card with another one. This time, a kitten predator!
Jesus, Mom, you made a lot of them. Guess who's having a pierogi party?
Reclaimed wood over drywall is doubly wasteful. Way to go, local posh douchebag bar!
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