i am almost entirely made of pants
Valet service in Illinois winter means ice scraping services
Police Academy, bourbon, hotel room. Steve Gutenberg's character is in trouble.
Ah, SF real estate. I wish the bubble had burst here.
A statement on the audacity of consumer choice meeting artistic vision
This is san francisco.
Celebrating xmas by driving through desert roads to get to autumn's mom's house
Lunchtime ice skating with Autumn
I'm at a law firm holiday party.
This is all the polish diet consists of
Haven't checked it in a week. For some reason, most of these people are young Brazilian women.
Sacramento: the only town where you can get a drink with this name
Urgent documents found in the office fax machine
Imagine Daft Punk playing loudly and a 3am dance party transpiring directly behind me.
I'm on a motherfuckin boat!
An excellent name for an optometrist.
Looking left, it's a bunny/dog. Looking right, it's a bear.
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