I love it when this happens. Also, how big is this plane?? Finally, hello Los Angeles.

In my years of subscribing to this service, this is a new one.

The light in the Mission right now is beautiful

Morning before Christmas. My office. Where the fuck are my employees?

Ice Cube today: family holiday comedies.

Look what Audi's cooking up

Might not be too smart to put these two things right next to each other on your desk.

Someone got up this utility pole (which is otherwise unused) and installed a small yellow birdhouse.

Having CNN and The Onion in your twitter feed makes both better.

Don't hike after rainstorms

Mangroomer, now cordless!

This is how I roll. Currently, at least.

Figured out why my car's hazards don't work all the time... I wired them up to the headlight circuit. Nice move!

Hour #2 of watching cooking shows with Audi and my parents.

Tequila. Jaeger. Hot sauce. Fill in the next blank.

Found on the back of a pack of Trader Joe's buffalo jerky.

Already reports of arson in the neighborhood. Play nice, Gigantes fans.

Already reports of arson in the neighborhood. Play nice, Gigantes fans.

An excellent use for post-its

Pretty sure I won't be able to get this orange hair dye off my hands for days.