The one with the big heart and the bigger laugh.
I'll be your rock of gold.
Christmas Eve Jägerbomb anyone?
OH HAI YOU GUYS. I'M DRINKING COCKTAILS IN SHORTS & T-SHIRT PLUS I'M QUITE DRUNK. HAPPY CHRISTMAS ETC! xoxo
@notgavin Here's a before and after for you :)
3rd mulled wine (with added rum & amaretto) of the night. Feeling very festive!
These may just well be my new favourite thing in the world ever.
My Freddo bar looks like Miley Cyrus.
Looks like Poundland have been listening to a bit of Alesha Dixon #TheBoyDoesNothing
A few moments to myself after a long and emotional week. Bliss.
Freezelfie (a selfie when you're freezing). #redcup #beardy #winter #douchebag #hashtag
@mathewcropper Ha! Here you are :) It's not crazy bushy, but it is by my standards!
My new boyfriend is tall, furry, well built and beary. I'm in love.
Being one of *those* people... #starbucks #redcup #wanker
Look hot in a BARKini? You better woof, bitch. #woofbitch #teambbz #britney
Off to @VMShorts tonight in my new suit. Love getting dressed up! Looking forward to a very fun evening :)
Good job Royal Mail. Cancel people's post, then WRITE TO THEM to tell them about it. *slow clap*
Shouldn't have found this as funny as I just did...
Snornlax phone wallpaper <3 #Pokémon
What a prick. #LondonUnderground #UndergroundThoughts #TfL
Almost crying with joy watching @palomafaith tonight at Barbican. She's absolutely indescribable! Phenomenal.
Playing Pokémon in the gym like a boss.
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