If you follow me, you will be invited to the pants party.
We are so normal @ashlynnwillis
I think I'll stick with the goatee #justkidding
Actually made my food this time #masterchef #skettiandmeatballs
Making deliciousness bitches
#dicksoncars, they're always funny, especially in mass amounts
I need this shirt #nostalgia #powerrangers
Is Halloweentown on?
Sure you look cute and innocent now, but you were out for blood earlier
Putting my potential nursing skills to good use. TK is literally a #sonofabitch
Four ice cubes in the cup, five outside the cup #fail
@MagPie388 This brings me back. Don't we still have this mousepad?
What the hell is this doing in my bathroom? This is a man house! #nogirlsallowed #tampons
New pouf! #nohomo
My friendship with @STDofFun almost ended because of my faux hawk. It's gone now and I'm back to my #sexyself
This describes every time I take a shower
Replace Mr. Woodcock and you have a great collection of movies right here
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