Renegade, foodie, athlete, sports fan, free spirit, lame jokester, secret cowgirl. No animals were harmed in the making of this twitter. Formerly @merrr14!
Unless you accidentally sit at the mafia's table, L&B in Brooklyn is always a good decision:
Why am I not in this class?
If a Chinese company really did want my help collecting their debts, don't you think they would write better? #spam
For anyone who hasn't seen this #occupywallstreet photo, check it out:
@burnSTYLEr @notdrovell Katy Perry without makeup = not a 10
Since @jennnnngibbons couldn't carry this box on her vespa, she taped it to her back LOL #unreal
@beelazek @jnesbitt10 Boom.
According to #Netflix, Spy Kids is a "Critically Acclaimed Movie"... #America
Can I carry this 3 foot pepperoni stick on an airplane? #seriousquestion
Crazy hat and Salted Chocolate Chip Cookies from LGO in PHX make my night suck a little less
Working hard in the office. Aka napping under my desk before night class. #typical
My friends are eating this $65, 2.5 gallon Gelato Sundae at the International Delight Cafe #yum
"Do you want a 'banger in the mouth'? Oh sorry, in America you call it a 'sausage in the mouth'." #arresteddevelopment
Freshly filled canoli at San Gennaro. This one is for you @dsicle! #nom
Pretty sure the baking soda in our fridge is not supposed to look like this. Gross.
They make quarters for GUAM now???!
Tricked by this @MLB email. "Congrats you have been chosen" to receive their shitty magazine not my Philly playoff tix!
Judging by this girls hat, there is a royal funeral I didn't hear about. No words.
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