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#TeamJesus is at my mom’s house?

Really?

#RobFord

Might be a #CrackAddict

Obviously a #Poutine addict, eh?

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Dear #Toronto,

Is this really your mayor?

Thanks for helping me feel mildly less embarrassed about our Politicians.

She’s not just #Asian
she is “so Asian”.

Is that like an extra helping of Asian?

Is she a #SuperAsian?

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Yesterday she had a Drake hat on. Today she has a #CookieMonster hat on.

I say BIG improvement.

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How the heck do you get famous with the hashtag in your bio… #DefectivePancreas???

I guess ask .

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What is going on???

My account has been full of messages ALL day because of some random white kid named #SwagDaddy?

Jessica,

I promise I’m not making fun of the #SwagDaddy. How could I make fun of the #SwagDaddy.

#CalmDownKeith.

Stop being modest Keith…

All the bitches call you #SwagDaddy.

Just admit it.

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Somebody named swagdaddy follows me?

I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that.

I’m not even sure he looks like a SD.

So she likes giraffes?

That’s what this is about?

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Is he wearing this because it’s #Halloween?

Or because it’s Thursday?

Pimp #POTUS

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Is this as funny as I think it is?

#MenAreThinking
#FunnyPics
#Uranus
#Sloth

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Some people take #Halloween too serious…

#CalmDownBoo

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Her #boobs are are huge, but… They have no nipples, and they are on her back.

Is that normal?

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Is her head on backwards?

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Watching an infomercial for a turkey fryer… This could make my digital turkey thermometer useless.


#BoostMobile has the weirdest advertisements.

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#PauGasol can’t wait for for #KobeBryant to come back…

#Lakers
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