A Brilliant Balance of #Sarcasm and #Wisdom. 140 Character Comedian. Part Time Philosopher. The Most Interesting Man On Twitter. I reply from @MenAreThinking2
#TeamJesus is at my mom’s house?
Might be a #CrackAddict…
Obviously a #Poutine addict, eh?
Is this really your mayor?
Thanks for helping me feel mildly less embarrassed about our Politicians.
She’s not just #Asian…
she is “so Asian”.
Is that like an extra helping of Asian?
Is she a #SuperAsian?
Yesterday she had a Drake hat on. Today she has a #CookieMonster hat on.
I say BIG improvement.
How the heck do you get famous with the hashtag in your bio… #DefectivePancreas???
I guess ask @swaggdaddykeith.
What is going on???
My account has been full of messages ALL day because of some random white kid named #SwagDaddy?
I promise I’m not making fun of the #SwagDaddy. How could I make fun of the #SwagDaddy.
Stop being modest Keith…
All the bitches call you #SwagDaddy.
Just admit it.
Somebody named swagdaddy follows me?
I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that.
I’m not even sure he looks like a SD.
So she likes giraffes?
That’s what this is about?
Is he wearing this because it’s #Halloween?
Or because it’s Thursday?
Is this as funny as I think it is?
Some people take #Halloween too serious…
Her #boobs are are huge, but… They have no nipples, and they are on her back.
Is that normal?
Is her head on backwards?
Watching an infomercial for a turkey fryer… This could make my digital turkey thermometer useless.
#BoostMobile has the weirdest advertisements.
#PauGasol can’t wait for for #KobeBryant to come back…
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