Melissa Stetten


Writer for Semi-retired model. I love Seinfeld. All opinions my own.

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My mirror shattered into the shape of Michigan’s upper peninsula. Coincidence? Or True Detective season 2 plot?

This is all you need to know about :

The Hollywood sign looks weird today…

. #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin (thanks for the photo Mr. Ghostface)

I think this girl on The Bachelor has the twitter bird tattooed on her side.

So, is doing #IAmSorryToo next to Shia LaBeouf’s #iamsorry. This is with a bag on his head.

I’m at a wrestling match, guys. It’s incredible.


Here's the rest of my DNA. My great-grandfather was a Nazi. This is pretty surprising.


Dead body gone, back to partying !

Fire department and LAPD are "cleaning up." Yeah, cleaning up DEATH.

"We'll get this* taken care of but we should still have an on-time arrival." *dead body.

I won the lottery again?!? What are the odds!!???

Still not convinced they're making an Anchorman 2 even though sent me these Ron Burgundy scotch glasses.

Guy sitting next to me on this flight won't stop breathing and resting his head on my leg. Ugh.

Got a pic of the meteor over LA! So beautiful.

Ditch that dream theory. Todd is still alive!!!!

Whoa, I found another performance art piece from the Buzzfeed creator!