Melissa Stetten


Writer for Semi-retired model. I love Seinfeld. All opinions my own.

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Just another day of rape threats on Facebook. #YesAllWomen

"Undateable Unwatchable" search results:


A woman wrote the NY Post Lewinsky story called "Shut up and go away" with this cover. Way to stick together, girls!

Super excited about my new outfit for the #MetGala tonight!

Robin Lopez from the Portland Blazers looks like Encino Man.

This is Donald Sterling’s worst nightmare:

This never before seen photo of Tupac will turn your Good Friday into a Great Friday.

Don’t think I forgot about you, , you’re still a piece of shit rapist.

Cool email I just got #rapeculture

When I hear “theme party” my inner dialogue is just the Butthead face.

Doing a Space Jam live read with & was kiiiiiiiinda amazing.

Our live read of Space Jam was amazing. I finally met & . #spacejamread

Come to at 7:30. I’m doing the monologues for ! Then stay for the SPACE JAM LIVE READ at 9:30!

Hey you should come to the Space Jam live read. You like Space, right? will be there!

Hey and all you dummies using google earth to find the plane:

Just spotted Tom Petty circa the Don’t Come Around Here No More video at the DMV.

Has anyone asked Bronson Pinchot about the missing plane? The Langoliers was a documentary.

Yes. I’m dressed like a fucking bird. RT : have any previews of the shoot?

Woah, just ripped off his jersey like the Tazmanian Devil in Space Jam!