@Nationals @FightinHydrant We hv A LOT 2 celebrt! The curly W,and (even tho he shys away frm attn.)THIS guys b-day

@TurtleZoot @JWerthsBeard @DatDudeBP ; ' (

@JWerthsBeard @sweetpearacer @FightinHydrant How many times has Cole hd. anonymous sex in airport men's rest area?

@PeteyPipes I think u should go w/ the Cliff Lee look for the facial hair...no solo-stache, right @Bitchadelphia ?

Did I hear right earlier when @JoseCanseco said he'll follow us if we dress him up like a girl and make him laugh?

@ILoveLaynceNix Ooh...here's another! :D BTW, if you want the original size of these pics, send me ur e-mail!

@ILoveLaynceNix Just for you Kim! AT&T Park 4-18-2012 ; )

@TurtleZoot ......and this is a nice display of AWESOMENESS!! ; )

@TurtleZoot Let's see if this works.....AT&T Park 4-18-2012 : )

@JWerthsBeard @TurtleZoot @Bitchadelphia Guilty!!!

@JWerthsBeard @TurtleZoot @Bitchadelphia Phillies Phlashback Phriday! Someone snuck into #26's locker! : \

@valliant306 @PowerOnPowerOff I give you the world's MOST AWESOME @Walgreens pharmacist EVER! ; )

@JWerthsBeard @TurtleZoot @Bitchadelphia Phillies Phlashback Phriday....facial hair policy in Philly??......NEVER!

@TurtleZoot Oh Timmy! : P

Not only is one of ur fave. Nats doing jazz hands 4 u @Stephanats , but he scratched a message 4 u on 1st base! :D

@YankeeMegInPhil Your "Yul Brenner" tweet was a little harsh! : ( #HappyEasterAnywayButBeNiceToRaul

@RyanHoward @ShaneVictorino @JimmyRollins11 Happy Easter! GO PHILLIES!! :D

@RyanHoward @ShaneVictorino @JimmyRollins11 Happy Easter! I made this cartoon for you..enjoy...it's a 2-parter : )

@Bitchadelphia Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY....btw.... @PeteyPipes AND @LoMoMarlins wish u a HBD...a very LoMo-Erotic HBD!

@SodaPop6548 I never once said you weren't allowed to dislike a single MLB player! I encourage you to do so! ; )