Okay, here's my Christmas tree. Taking pictures now cause the bitch will be in my pipe for Christmas. :-)

Here's a porn shot of my Purple Widow and my sexy manicure. :-)

Look at that phat FAT bitch!

Matanusca Thunderfuck baby! Branches so heavy I'm having to prop them up! Yeah Baby!

Matanusca Thunderfuck baby! Branches so heavy I'm having to prop them up! Yeah Baby!

Not a gr8 day for picture taking but this one didn't turn out too badly. :-)

My favorite chocolate. :-) SO yummy! And the fancy boxes are gr8 4 bud pictures. :-)

Just for @MamaAnna and other nail enthusiasts.:-) These are my new nails. I love them!

One more from today's shoot.

I LOVE this time of year! LOVE IT! Gorgeous day today!

@Pink has nothin' on me. THIS was MY Christmas card last year. :-) Muah!

Here's some teen porn for your viewing enjoyment. Look at the trichomes on that sexy bitch!

Here's a shot of one of the girls taken a few minutes ago. Looking like a proper slutty bitch and they all look that way. Yum!

Mt. Hood @ First Light

Another gorgeous sunrise along my walking trail. Coffee, a toke and scenery. Ahhhhh...

Gallon jar of my Pre '89 Blueberry. That's the cola laying next to it. Woot!

I think this is a gallon jar, filled with my Pre '89 Blueberry... that's the cola laying next to it.

Ahhhh the perks of living in the Pacific Northwest! Muah! Good Morning Twitterville!!!

I LOVE living here! Woot! I'm back! The bastard only kept me down a week. :-)

And here's my pick of the day :-)