Super liberal. Semi funny. Anti dummy.
I am always right. Just ask my husband.
My daughter is my world. @lilmeaniepants
Rollover accident. Hope everybody's okay.
Lily keeps handing these to me and asking me to open them. I'm half tempted to. #bestmomever
Hip Hop chicken shack. It was hella busy the other day when we passed by.
Kid just drank coffee creamer. Straight.
@flipflops he's the best.
Epic Jesus float.
Look @RuthAshley Lady taking pics with an iPad mini Lol
Apparently there's a parade. Wouldn't have known but their staging area was across from my house.
Last night in a Lunesta haze I downloaded a bunch of couponing apps. Not trying to be extreme with it just thrifty.
This Elf on the Shelf's name is Dexter.
Wrong number text me this.
Channel surfing and found this. Pretty sure we're not supposed to have this channel.
The cable guy climbed up his ladder and the rickety telephone pole was shaking.
This is something I would do. #bestmomever
Kid kept saying "ma baa". Took me a little while to figure out she was saying mailbox.
Um I need to be doing stuff. Still in bed. Slept in the living room last night. It's coooold.
Slow and steady.
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