Former child mobster, current master of karate and friendship
Hey @Gerber, I'm trying to feed my kid little cheese puffs, not little cheese dicks. Thanks
@winkstweets This is what I was tryin to tweet last night but now its not funny
Every weekend I strive to grow something as creepy as @winkstweets twitter avatar #ThatsEnoughPerryUrScaringTheChildren
Forget Steve Irwin, wrestling crocodiles is for pussies. Try wrangling a diaper snake
@gingerDwild this is how you rock a red nautica sweater and khaki pants darrell, take notice
Scaring the old people at work who think I just murdered somebody
@PatrickChung25 spent 3 hours making this last night so u guys kinda owe me a win today. Go get em boys!!
Fried Mac n Cheese #Bomb
@celtics @NBA my son says "Come-on you greedy millionaires, figure this stuff out so we can play!!"
If @winkstweets just followed the dungeon rules he wouldn't have got written on
And I thought this #redsox game was intense for ME to watch....
Found this nice untouched 1/4 watermelon in the fridge and thought I'd just take "a bite"...yah guess not
Received this via text while at work earlier today. Kids are so tech savvy these days, takin pics while mommy sleeps
@Zopats yea beautiful like this
@KevNee u can come drink some beers poolside here if u can deal with these bitches floatin around
@KevNee one step ahead of u
Gift all grown up, she rove cupcake wine too just rike daddle!! @djm42185 @clamshackk @KevNee @winkstweets
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