There is nothing phallic about the gavel swapping ceremony whatsoever. #BoehnerBoner
Hooray for Saveypood! #saveypood
Creepy spiky pod vine invading our yard! That evil Mother Nature at it again! #YARDWARS2010
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Miss Americans shocked 2 find out they get 2vote for 15th finalist but cant vote4 themselves!
I just made someone a little more fabulous using RuPaul's Dragulator! #RPDR http://bit.ly/DragRules
Never saw it coming!
Okay here's my selection for this months Twitter book club:
@addknitter Didn't have re:coil at LBS so I bought this to make u gag!
Pancakes as big as my giant Irish Head! #HawaiianSurprises
Phew! I found the hotel that the Bradys stayed at: the Sheraton Waikiki. I can die now.
Still have discontinued Tiger Woods Gatorade in Hawaii. $hould I $tock my $uitcase$ full to re-$ell on mainland?
Matsumoto Shave Ice!
Chinaman's Hat! (political correctness hasn't made it to Hawaii yet)
About to try surfing for first time and swells here are epic! Mahalo if this is my last tweet!
Buttercream cake shaped like a stuffed turkey! I love this country!
@diabolina Is this where u cortes your pelo? I did! What does "Mucho Cana" mean?
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