Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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"It's okay, Harry. I'm sure they'll do the wave again soon."

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I think I've finally found my spirit animal...

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This might be my favorite GIF on Earth right now.

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Octomom's broke again? You don't say.

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Reminds me of the story about how my dad met my mom...

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Is that rain or SPLOOSH...

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This was my favorite part of the opening ceremonies...

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I just got the most ridiculous stink eye from a homeless man.

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Beware the monsters that live inside your nightmares this eve...

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Okay, sorry about that, everyone. Here's a fire-breathing cat via ...

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This really puts things into perspective...

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Cole Hamels has officially responded to his new contract...

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Here's a turtle falling on its face, because.

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This is my favorite thing of the year so far.

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In case you need something to do for the next 5 hours...

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You could debate politics and gun control, or you could look at this porcupine eating watermelon.

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Hey Aaron Paul, what did you think of that piece about Breaking Bad?

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I don't have anything useful to say today.

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Oh no, this is BREAKING...

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This is the most important thing to have happened in years.

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