Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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My reaction when I read that Aaron Hernandez will miss up to 6 weeks.

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This is the best GIF you'll see today.

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Pretty sure I can just call it a day with this one.

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This should be a TV show. Someone give this 23 episodes immediately.

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Don't stare at this for too long because it will pull your soul out of your eyeballs.

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This is me waiting for the tasks to end on The Simpsons Tapped Out. *high fives no one, virginity grows back*

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I don't ever want to hear that the bipartisan gap can't be bridged.

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Right on, . Right on.

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Hey , what's up?

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This is how I feel after about 2 minutes on the Male Feminists site...

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THIS JUST IN: I have Canada's first official reaction to the engagement of Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne.

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Well, looks like it's time to prepare for the 2012 Miami Dolphins season.

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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

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Not sure, don't really care.

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Remember when we had good TV moms like Claire Huxtable and Maggie Seaver?

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The cabbage now appears to be on the dog's head.

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Yo world, how you like the USA now?

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My goal for this week is to use this as much as possible.

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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to rush right out and do this.

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Curious, I don't remember this Olympic event.

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