My man crush on Alfred Morris is through the roof right now. Don't screw this up, Shanahan.

Not sure what I think about Justin Bieber's new look. At least he's brave.

Don't let the mean man hurt you. Here's a special GIF for you.

Good morning, errbody. Here's a GIF.

Ladies and gentlemen, music's newest icon...

Me working. Right now.

Did someone say Kate Upton?

If ever I should become Sisyphus, let this be my boulder.

You know, it wasn't always billionaire fundraisers and rainbows for Mitt Romney...

"Man, f*ck your cup."

I don't know, guys. The new Godzilla movie looks pretty awesome.

My reaction when I read that Aaron Hernandez will miss up to 6 weeks.

This is the best GIF you'll see today.

Pretty sure I can just call it a day with this one.

This should be a TV show. Someone give this 23 episodes immediately.

Don't stare at this for too long because it will pull your soul out of your eyeballs.

This is me waiting for the tasks to end on The Simpsons Tapped Out. *high fives no one, virginity grows back*

I don't ever want to hear that the bipartisan gap can't be bridged.

Right on, @DangerGuerrero. Right on.

Hey @DangerGuerrero, what's up?