Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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You guys...

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This is me right now.

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Obviously, I'm going to laugh at this.

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People always ask what it's like behind the scenes at . Well, haha, it's pretty crazy!

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So do you guys want to see a GIF of a bird feeding a dog and a cat? You do.

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If I ever become ridiculously wealthy, I will make this my front door.

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Almost Christmas time. Better sober up, big fella.

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I often wonder if I should be more positive and inspirational, so here is today's message of hope.

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Here is Big East Commissioner Mike Aresco's formal response to Louisville's departure.

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Here's my impression of the Big East this morning.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the face that will own the Emmys this year.

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Did you guys know that was a commercial actor as a child?

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That I'm willing to call this the most terrifying Gary Busey GIF ever made says it all.

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For that last Tweet, .

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This is my favorite thing right now.

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Okay, this is pretty funny. #StarWars #Disney

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Say what you want about Charlie Weis, but at least he's animated.

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If it's your birthday, then this is specifically for you. Yes, you.

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The newest member of my band.

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I would like to be this happy.

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