Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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Just one of them boring days.

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What I will actually look like tonight.

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What I will look like tonight in my mind.

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Haha, Bee Cat, you're the best!

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What I'll be doing Monday...

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What I'll be doing tomorrow while pretending like the world's going to end...

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Anchorman 2 is set for Dec 20, 2013. Only 364 days after the apocalypse.

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That didn't take long. Here's that baby thief eagle taking the IKEA monkey.

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I'm already digging the hot new fashion accessory of 2013.

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I'm already digging the hot new fashion accessory of 2013.

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Michael Irvin never did cocaine. He's just made of cocaine.

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My official response. RT : Spider that builds larger spider decoys discovered, may be a new species

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This is me trying to figure out Windows 8 still.

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Here's Carole Moreno celebrating the Angels signing Josh Hamilton.

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This seems accurate.

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Wow, the Houston Texans really do look great in their letterman jackets.

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I would pick this dog first in a street ball game.

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What about you, grumpy cat? Will you cheer me up?

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Beep beep, woof woof!

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Hi , I nominate this.

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