Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)
Yo @DangerGuerrero... RT @Pontifex
I wonder whatever happened to this pleasant young lady.
Hey @JustinBieber, I have a movie pitch. You and this guy star in The Swaggy Dog.
My friend just sent me this incredible eye test. See how long you can stare!
Joe Flacco's agents hard at work writing up his new contract.
There's a chicken wing shortage? THERE'S A CHICKEN WING SHORTAGE!!!
Me. Right now.
So much meaningless arguing and feuding going on right now. Can't we all just be adults?
Hey Nicki Minaj, what do you think of people who put A1 on expensive steaks?
"Aw man, we just had this thing washed!"
Hey Nicki Minaj, what do you think about Lance Armstrong admitting to PED use?
This is the 2013 version of The Myth of Sisyphus.
"Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!" "Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!" "Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!"...
Make no mistake, this is the worst thing ever.
Does anyone know what company this is? I would like to work there.
Aw, this boxer crab thinks it's a cheerleader.
Oh look at me, I'm @DangerGuerrero, I get screeners and wear a top hat to the bathroom...
This is so hypnotic.
@VinBioDiesel FLORIDA! FLORIDA! FLORIDA!
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