Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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I'd say this was probably the turning point in Georgetown's loss.

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Kim Jong Un is not happy with his latest rocket launch.

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Try to not fall out of your chair looking at this like I just did.

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Leprechauns are real, my friends.

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Topanga < Winnie Cooper < Kelly Kapowski < Samantha Micelli

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Life.

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" Brittney Griner scored 50 points...That will really help his NFL Draft stock."

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How every Harlem Shake from now on should look.

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I don't know why, but I'm just in a good mood today.

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My brain since around 1:30.

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Me today.

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I find this GIF quite fascinating.

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"RT Someone is missing an opportunity to get rich selling Harlem Shake Weights."

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Now I don't feel so terrible about dabbling in heroin.

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You're just being a dick now. RT Sleeping in!

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A little more than an hour before Joel McHale joins for a live chat: http://bit.ly/UiIKFC.

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Oh Hallmark, if only you had the technology to make Arrested Development GIF cards.

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"RT You may throw up now. http://is.gd/Adeku6" With pleasure!

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And Veronica was never seen again...

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So two hours of The Bachelor and no Happy Endings tonight...

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