Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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I wish someone would set this to the Skate or Die music.

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I wish someone could set this to the Skate or Die music.

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Sorry for ranting, everyone. Here's a kitten in a mailbox.

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Anyway, if there's one thing to take away from today's entire news cycle, it's this...

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This is more important than anything you're currently doing.

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This is more important than anything you're currently doing.

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Finally, I can answer the question - "What is the meaning of life?"

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This is very important...

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I love Thorsday...

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Obama's announcement shouldn't come as a surprise. Look who he hired to mow the White House lawn...

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Mesmerizing.

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Sadly, this was the last English teacher Jose ever had...

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Here is my full response to Phil Mushnick's column suggesting the Nets change their name to the "N-----"...

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Why no, this isn't terrifying at all...

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I don't know what this is, but it's delightful.

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Everyone is so sad about Junior Seau, so here...

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Wild Boshtrich sighting! (Via )

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My response...

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Criminals just keep getting smarter and smarter... (via )

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Almost time to go get a new driver's license. I need to look good for the degenerates of the Florida DMV.

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