Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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I would watch the hell out of Oprah's Book Club Fight Club...

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I'm in a pretty good mood this morning. Feels a lot like this...

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Hey , wanna scratch my capybara? SIKE!

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I think it would look like this.

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o_0

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Here's an interesting look at Mitt Romney... (via )

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On one hand, poor pug. On the other, hehehehehehehehe...

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Finally, a cat that does something useful...

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Good morning.

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This is a pretty rough highlight of Martin Brodeur's losing effort last night...

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I'm glad all it took for someone to create "Jaguaring" was watching one SNL Digital Short...

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Found a family of cats living in the bushes outside my house. Only one solution for that...

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I mean, why oh why is Kate Upton so successful? Scholars will take years to solve this.

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And the award for GIF that I can't stop laughing at of the day goes to...

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My main reaction to this GIF is that I need those pants.

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This Truffle Shuffle is old but I forgot how much I loved it... (via )

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You'll get 'em next time, froggy.

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My vote in this election goes to the candidate that will stop panda slide fights.

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From here on out, this pug is the only thing allowed to use the word swag...

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This is how I feel when that happens.

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