Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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Here's a wiener dog with a crab because.

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I feel like everyone needs to see this.

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I was thinking earlier that someone should invent taco nuggets...

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"Yup, I reckon it is a bit hotter today."

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I seriously love the Internet sometimes...

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It's the modern day Myth of Sisyphus.

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Just because...

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Spoil yourselves today.

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I agree. Orange soda is delicious.

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Hey , here's a puppy chewing on a cat's ear for your birthday.

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Sources: This is adorable.

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Forget the All-Star Game, I'm ready for the Summer Olympics already!

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Sure, I'd love to go to sleep, but these damn pandas just won't stop...

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I've really enjoyed this Adele GIF that someone sent me earlier in the week.

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Right on, Bat bro.

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Then again, I can see why people would want to watch a Mila Kunis movie...

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And here's Alison Brie tearing her shirt off, because I love all of you.

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... Aw hell naw.

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*salutes flag, faints*

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In regard to your last Tweet...

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