Mayer Hawthorne


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Brunch bunch #nyc

Holy grail shit

Might go kinda ham sandwich right now!

Ungh! Back at ya!

Michael C Hall in this muhfucka! Dexter Morgan!

Phantogram making a lot of noise on stage right now but I don't see anyone playing.

Raise my fucking rent, this new Benny Sings record is tremendous. Maybe the best of the year.

Leftover food art

Party on Portland!

It's Henn o'clock!

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my crunchy French toast.

Breakfast at Mother's. #pdx

Damn! Perfect Meatloaf™ giving Forever Lazy™ a RUN for best infomercial 2011!

The fun and easy way to look like you're dying! #skymall

A laugh a minute. #skymall

Mimosas and pecan swirl french toast settin' Sunday off right.

You know what time it is!

Portrait of me, by my little cousin.