Matthew Monte

@MatthewMonte

Marketing guy, standup comedian, LSU fanatic, general asshole

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how bout now?

DM me with an email address if you want a PDF version to screen on shirts or something.

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Bootleg Colt .45s t-shirt because I support my team, just not financially.

My old Siri app just broke up with me. All because I don't have a new iPhone. Gold diggin skank.

Touche good sir.

the future of the SEC

Happy 21st Birthday . My little brother is all grown up. Kinda.

Like a true coonass I always cook extra just incase. Anybody want a stuffed porkchop?

This.

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So there's this.

Behold: Florida Trip Jorts Sighting #1

I'm in. #CarJackComedy

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Another comedy show? I'll do one better. How bout a show with the one and only . BOOM. You're welcome.

RT : YOURE LOOKING LIVE.... http://t.co/c9TQaru
(I envy you)

I love Chinese restaurants

MiO es bueno.

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