First preview done, totally Sold Out. Hope this continues!

Lovely night last night, 500 people bang up for it in Hackney Empire with @rufushound at the helm. Now for Edinburgh at @ThePleasance !

I love how unambitious this company name is. "You want a top cleaning service? Go somewhere else!"

For all it's faults, now and again London looks amazing.

For all it's faults, now and again London looks amazing.

Dear Postman, if my important mail says DO NOT BEND, do not get it through my door by doing exactly that. Dick.

Am at wembley to see the Harlem Globetrotters. I have a hunch they will win this game.

The entertainment last night was supplied by the Scottish version of Stevie Wonder.

I have the most Cornish man ever stood by me on the train.

If you are going to Market hair accessories, best to avoid naming them this:

If I was marketing hair implants I'd name them something other than this....

Something tells me this cinemas popcorn is not freshly made...

A few more metres and I've made it...

This is the national cake of Tenerife... Does someone else want to tell them what it looks like or shall I? #ashcloud #flightchaos

This is the national cake of Tenerife... Does someone else want to tell them what it looks like or shall I?

@robnitm not quite as nice sat around here

Tonight's entertainment on the island is described as a 'Treap of Greats Illusions". Cannot wait. I love treaps! #ashcloud

Apparantly the Tenerife custom is to dress as Tarzan and dance in hotel conference rooms. Stuck in a weird place. #ashcloud

Stick in Tenerife, wondering whether to watch Simpsons in Spanish AGAIN, or this guy... #ashcloud #flightchaos

@laxparenting Where are you? It's not this cabaret act is it?