Matt Bellassai

@MattBellassai

Senior @BuzzFeed Editor. I write about cheese and animals and butts and Beyoncé. RTs = I was probably drunk. matthew.bellassai@buzzfeed.com

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Commenters say Fox Nation used a (now removed) picture of MRS. DOUBTFIRE for a story about transgender health.

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OH MY GOD. CHARIOT DOG.

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Lonely Obama makes me sad. (via http://bnic.tumblr.com/post/3241741081/happy-valentines-day)

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actually me irl

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Here is a goat going down a slide.

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My reaction to this press conference right now.

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"This is a picture of my dog standing in a sink with a pickle on his back."

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Mel Gibson's face is what my face will be like for at least the next week.

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Amy Poehler is actually perfect though.

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TINA & AMY. NO FLAWS FOUND.

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Just give Michelle Dockery every Golden Globe for this dress and we can call it a night. ok bye.

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No single picture has more accurately summarized my life:

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WEEKEND.

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Michael Phelps has a porn 'stache now.

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NO.

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. you look SO pretty in this pic

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WHAT??! Beyoncé "proud to announce" first original Destiny's Child music in 8 years!!??

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GQ finally releases the official Beyoncé cover. AND IT IS EVERYTHING.

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Here's a transparent pic of Aretha Franklin's Inauguration hat to add to your Twitter avatar. You're welcome.

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Widely shared photo shows Beyoncé on the cover of February's GQ. Still not sure if it's real, but GODDAMN.

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