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You *might* be a Grammy Award nominee, apparently.
This Super Bowl picture of Beyoncé is probably the only football picture I will ever care about.
This is a real Australian headline.
If this picture is real, it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.
Guy tries to prank dog. Fails.
me when the internet is slow at work
Exclusive pic from Hillary's testimony:
Barack Obama fist-bumping a tour guest like a boss.
me five minutes after coffee
The amount of sass Michelle Obama is throwing at John Boehner is just too much.
Chuck Schumer seemed to like Beyoncé
Beyoncé lyrics summarizing how my night will inevitably end.
Sorry Inauguration hat, this is obviously the best Aretha Franklin outfit of all time:
Whenever there's a long, never-ending e-mail chain at work:
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