Matt Bellassai

@MattBellassai

Senior @BuzzFeed Editor. I write about cheese and animals and butts and Beyoncé. RTs = I was probably drunk. matthew.bellassai@buzzfeed.com

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You *might* be a Grammy Award nominee, apparently.

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This Super Bowl picture of Beyoncé is probably the only football picture I will ever care about.

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This is a real Australian headline.

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If this picture is real, it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.

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Guy tries to prank dog. Fails.

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me when the internet is slow at work

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Still relevant.

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Exclusive pic from Hillary's testimony:

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Barack Obama fist-bumping a tour guest like a boss.

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me five minutes after coffee

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The amount of sass Michelle Obama is throwing at John Boehner is just too much.

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OTP.

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Chuck Schumer seemed to like Beyoncé

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Beyoncé lyrics summarizing how my night will inevitably end.

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Sorry Inauguration hat, this is obviously the best Aretha Franklin outfit of all time:

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me irl

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Whenever there's a long, never-ending e-mail chain at work:

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