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THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
Coincidence I get this Facebook page suggested to me on pope day? I THINK NOT.
thank god my spam filter caught this message someone sent me of a girl kissing her water buffalo
I identify with Ron Swanson re: the news we're getting a salad bar for lunch.
These guys are obviously homosexual frat bros.
This Janet Jackson nip slip Furby is a thing.
My opinion on life beautifully summarized by dog.
PUPPIES paint George W. Bush. #illuminati #wakeupamerica
Harry Styles eating a banana.
Made this cake for everybody at work.
No single picture more accurately summarizes my entire life.
i will always relate to this child
Literally the only equipment I use at work.
The cover of this Washington Post Express is everything.
I've never needed a glittery shirt more in my entire life.
I've never need a glittery shirt more in my entire life.
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