Matt Bellassai

@MattBellassai

Senior @BuzzFeed Editor. I write about cheese and animals and butts and Beyoncé. RTs = I was probably drunk. matthew.bellassai@buzzfeed.com

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THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

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Coincidence I get this Facebook page suggested to me on pope day? I THINK NOT.

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thank god my spam filter caught this message someone sent me of a girl kissing her water buffalo

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I identify with Ron Swanson re: the news we're getting a salad bar for lunch.

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These guys are obviously homosexual frat bros.

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This Janet Jackson nip slip Furby is a thing.

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My opinion on life beautifully summarized by dog.

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PUPPIES paint George W. Bush. #illuminati #wakeupamerica

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Harry Styles eating a banana.

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Made this cake for everybody at work.

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No single picture more accurately summarizes my entire life.

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actually me

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i will always relate to this child

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Literally the only equipment I use at work.

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The cover of this Washington Post Express is everything.

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I've never needed a glittery shirt more in my entire life.

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I've never need a glittery shirt more in my entire life.

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