C. Robert Cargill


Lvl 36 Novelist/Screenwriter/Film critic. Lawrence of Acerbia. More coffee now than man; twisted and evil.

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My wife is so fucking adorable. She spied me sneaking a peak a Reddit while working and emailed me this.

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One of the coolest damned things I've ever gotten in my life. Killer, Toni, just killer. Thanks!

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An artist friend of mine, , made me these awesome Lovecraft themed Chuck Taylors for my birthday.

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The staff photo from my very first writing gig: associate editor of the SUN POETIC TIMES. The 90's were...odd.

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Stand the fuck back, evil. I'm armed with real fruit filling.

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Thanks to for drawing MISSUSWYRM (aka ). So awesome.

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Here it is - the Wedding Invitation to end all Wedding invitations! I love these two SO FUCKING MUCH.

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I think I may have found the problem...

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Look, all I'm saying is that maybe someone shouldn't have given Charlie a cat...

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What does your office staff look like? This is mine.

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