Martyn Hakan Hett

@MartynHett

My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey. It's all downhill from here...

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SOON.

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DIVA CHRISTMAS!

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I wore onesies b4 every1 else xo

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The kinda shit me and talk about.

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OMFG the shirt I bought in a charity shop today (LOL) matches my Twitter layout! I didn't even realise!

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I need to stop losing my cashcards. I'm running out of names to call them on the Virgin Media website!

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Me and the VERY SEXY Panos

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Caught in the act.

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The short shorts in question (please ignore the 'lack of sleep' face)

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MOUSTACHE. GONE. Smooth as a baby's bum!

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Gave myself a Hitler halfway through shaving the tash. LOL.

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Welcome back clavicle! It's been a while!

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LITTLE MIX - Awful but hilarious.

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Festive cooking with

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Guys, I need advice... is this too photoshopped? Not sure if I went a bit overboard with the blur tool :-/

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Me as a slutty Santa plastic. Got a bit too wrapped up in MeanGirls tonight.

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BITCH IS ONLY GOOD FOR TRANSPORTATION.

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Mariah Carey claims Martyn Hett was her main inspiration for her recent weight loss

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6 days in, the tash is coming along nicely ;) #movember

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Just casually taking photos of oblivious classmates

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