My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey. It's all downhill from here...
I wore onesies b4 every1 else xo
The kinda shit me and @RussellHayward talk about.
OMFG the shirt I bought in a charity shop today (LOL) matches my Twitter layout! I didn't even realise!
I need to stop losing my cashcards. I'm running out of names to call them on the Virgin Media website!
Me and the VERY SEXY Panos
Caught in the act.
The short shorts in question (please ignore the 'lack of sleep' face)
MOUSTACHE. GONE. Smooth as a baby's bum!
Gave myself a Hitler halfway through shaving the tash. LOL.
Welcome back clavicle! It's been a while!
LITTLE MIX - Awful but hilarious.
Festive cooking with @hiyajen
Guys, I need advice... is this too photoshopped? Not sure if I went a bit overboard with the blur tool :-/
Me as a slutty Santa plastic. Got a bit too wrapped up in MeanGirls tonight.
BITCH IS ONLY GOOD FOR TRANSPORTATION.
Mariah Carey claims Martyn Hett was her main inspiration for her recent weight loss
6 days in, the tash is coming along nicely ;) #movember
Just casually taking photos of oblivious classmates
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