a pretty above average broad with exceptional hair & a blog some people read. i also write for blogs more people read. 'A NATIONAL TREASURE' - playboy.
there's a loophole in which i can DM anthony bourdain & i'm just like "DO I TELL HIM I LOVE HIM NOW OR WAIT TILL IRL?"
like, i know i shouldn’t take this automated widget to heart but like, thank you so much twitter.
YESSSSSSSSSS!!! #n64 #win
YEAH GUYS! FUCK TACO BELL!
OH DAMN. JUST CHANGED MY OWN GAME.
LOL DAMN FOOLS ARE GETTIN' BAMBOOZLED OUT HERE ON THE LOW-QUAL! @dentmay
like, honestly, where did this even come from?!
i feel like dudefriend might be reconsidering this whole living together thing.
"have a snack." - @sarahspy.
so excited to listen to my all my new music, courtesy of @deadgaze & @dashjacket! you guys are the best! <3
oh thanks facebook. thanks for reminding me people like music & swimming... fucking jackass.
yahhhhh! chalk up another point 4 my immaculate personal branding skillz.
dudefriend hates me but i'm ok with that. just other side of the love coin!
i love my hair mostly because it defeats the purpose of a bra on most occasions.
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