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Go on Roy lad!
Here's what they get at UFC. Why don't we have this at football please?
This lads got balls!
Father: Aguero. Grandfather: Maradona. Godfather: Messi. No pressure Benjamin... no pressure at all kid
If anyone else said this, you just wouldn't believe them would you #KickRacismOutOfFootball
Wow, I can't believe they have erected a statue of @PiersMorgan outside The Emirates!!
So next weekend the Queen is celebrating 60 years on the throne?
Let's all take a moment to laugh at Sepp Blatter
Upon news of the 12 game ban, and Joey Barton silence, a new series of books has become available #WheresJoey?
Bro... don't move!
Emile Heskey has been spotted on a rampage up the M60 in the last 5 minutes #HeskeyWatch
John Terry up to no good again. You're a swine John, a swine I tell you!
How was @Cony_Beare from Take Me Out not in FHMs Sexiest women? #PeopleWhoShouldHaveBeenInFHMSexiest100
Hmmm. So maybe Drogba isn't as much of an idiot as we all thought he was
Lucky son of a..... #CheekyMonkey @KatyPerry
Stewart Downing - Invincible. Available from all good bargain bins this Friday
Alessandro Del Piero on his last game scoring a goal and lifting the trophy. Absolute #LAD #ForzaItalia
"@SalmanTribbiani: @MarioBaloteLAD He means sir alex you idiot dumb head"
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