Mario Balotelli

@MarioBaloteLAD

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Go on Roy lad!

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Here's what they get at UFC. Why don't we have this at football please?

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This lads got balls!

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#ThingsSaidOnFifa

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Father: Aguero. Grandfather: Maradona. Godfather: Messi. No pressure Benjamin... no pressure at all kid

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If anyone else said this, you just wouldn't believe them would you #KickRacismOutOfFootball

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Wow, I can't believe they have erected a statue of outside The Emirates!!

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So next weekend the Queen is celebrating 60 years on the throne?

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Let's all take a moment to laugh at Sepp Blatter

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Upon news of the 12 game ban, and Joey Barton silence, a new series of books has become available #WheresJoey?

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Bro... don't move!

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Emile Heskey has been spotted on a rampage up the M60 in the last 5 minutes #HeskeyWatch

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John Terry up to no good again. You're a swine John, a swine I tell you!

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How was from Take Me Out not in FHMs Sexiest women? #PeopleWhoShouldHaveBeenInFHMSexiest100

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Hmmm. So maybe Drogba isn't as much of an idiot as we all thought he was

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Lucky son of a..... #CheekyMonkey

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Stewart Downing - Invincible. Available from all good bargain bins this Friday

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#PrayForLewisMighty

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Alessandro Del Piero on his last game scoring a goal and lifting the trophy. Absolute #LAD #ForzaItalia

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": He means sir alex you idiot dumb head"

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