Don't listen to a word I say, the screams all sound the same
Now that I got my tickets, all I need is this shirt
"Them bitches just jealous, he ain't gay"
"I'll be your mother and father"
"You feel that Dick on yo back Bitch?"
Please don't let her be pregnant by me mayne
"Father God Please send me a 6'13 black man with a beard, sensitivity, and a job...amen"
This made me chuckle
This nigga? RT @Blase_J I wanna meet the East Indian that has the vocals on "Mercy"
This is what I won by the way ^_^ I get to meet the cast of HIMYM
Tell a nigga no with an ass so FAT...
RT @SirTrillington Get dog on the phone!
My great grown ass aunt posted this on FB smh
I'm old as fuck
I keep mine in here RT @pricelesshustle ladies unfollow me if u keep ur panties and ur socks in the same drawer
Sarah and Leo gon show up in these thinking they fresh
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