i write things. almost all of them are sarcastic.
I'll take "Alex Trebek tries, fails at being cool." for $600, please, @TheSoup. cc: @joelmchale
Breakfast views @FSScottsdale
Standing next to Anna Wintour at @toryburch Fall show. Saw you too, @kanyewest. #nyfw #myrandomlife
witness my organized creative insanity. i lovingly refer to this film as "the post-it note movie" #screenwriting
Happy 2011 from me and Cherry, the 55 pound lap dog.
@RealGrlsKitchen 's most recent post is the yummiest soup recipe, ever. #HaylieDuffIsAGoodCook #VanessaLovesSoup
OJ! Look! I found it! It was on Washington and Jane! #thisglovetotallyfits
#MarcJacobs has officially taken over Bleecker street. Waiting for "Marcnolia" Cupcakes, next.
On a broken train in the middle of the woods! Quick! Somebody write a thriller!
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