Father. Veteran. World Class Lover. Dork. Archivist. Former Limbo Champion. Husband of @ThatWeirdGirl. (I knocked her up. We just can't have nice things.)
IT ENDS!!! Finally, an opponent I can beat!
IT CONTINUES!!! Damn it. He's winning.
Tweet 2000! Now, with 100% less pants!
Butterfly nebula. Space skeeves me, for the most part, but this is beautiful.
A detail on the cufflinks that @thatcostumegirl gave me for graduation.
TA DA!!! Tweet 1,000! Brought to you by my father's old tuxedo. YAY!!!
Don't forget it.
Awwww yeah! You know what time it is!!!
This would be the Fruit Fucker picture I'm talking about. Old picture. You can tell cause of my military haircut.
Suddenly Seymour! And, yes, the plant really moves. And further yes, that's me in the picture.
George Washington proving he was a badass all the way. Picture credit to Cracked.com
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