Crunch dinner with @carbonfibah on the new @Treyarch patio. So romantic.

Coworker gave me an effing sweet @DelTaco mouse pad....

Found a cool #BlackOps2 countdown widget on the Android Market.

Found this in the studio medicine cabinet. So many jokes, none of which I'll be making...

@JoshOlin This was with my tv off. Let me know when you can actually put up a time that challenges me...

BLT chips are da bomb. We're still calling awesome things 'da bomb', right...or did I miss that meeting?

What you know 'bout my Pop Tart holder?! #grownassman

New alarm clock requires you to answer a math question to dismiss/snooze. Surprisingly annoying...

Making a sip of lemonade...

Eating solo at this taqueria down the street. I said "give me the most delicious food you have". Me gusta.

It's an Absinthe kind of night... #cheers

A little help? I've tried handsome, gorgeous, manly, and suave. #drawsomething @TrollinThunder

Shiitake/Blue Cheese/Cheddar/Jalapeno Patty Melt and Garlic Fries = Matt needs a nap...

And this is why I love my mom...

Took a picture of some lemons out back and touched it up a bit...

Coworker just picked up a new Jaguar XKR-S in French Racing Blue.... #cargasm

Apparently someone has beef with J's Burritos...

Breakfast of champions. Just downed two Red Bulls and I'm ready to dropkick today in the face!

I mean honestly, what sane person can pass birthday cake oreos in the store and not buy them?

Hey guys, I just downloaded Justin Bieber for free! He's actually a pretty cool kid.