Tell the police hunting the notorious serial killer "Dr. Playground"- THERE ARE TWO OF THEM NOW.
Looking for a party? There's an unopened condom AND stick of gum on Manhattan-bound 4-5 tracks at Franklin- hurry!
The script I'm working on, "Gordon Ramsay's Fairytale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares"
This is the film that turned me on to the hidden world of the supernatural.
I found this on Google. (cc: @hodgman)
Playing the new computer game ERROR HUNTER!
Hey! I wonder what this series of images means?
Demented Mayor Bloomberg gives a press conference from NY City Hall today, flanked by Press Secretary Cuervo Jones and Chief of Staff Karl Humungus (AP).
In a surprising move, Mitt Romney has left his wife to be with the 3-breasted prostitute from the Total Recall remake.
Local statue of the young, nude Queen.
The local college paper, doing some pretty hard-hitting investigative journalism.
The ultimate collectible? A 1993 plastic champagne flute commemorating "Body of Evidence," the "rough-sex thriller" starring Madonna and Willem Dafoe. What am I bid?
And here are badges for divorced women to wear.
I found the "divorced ladies" section of Ricky's (way in the back). Here's a cathartic dartboard!
Canful of cow, anyone?
Everyone looked great reading at @BergenStComics tonight but @luckygab really stood out in DOLCE & GABBANA.
That sounds delici- wait, what?
Hollywood glamor, then & now.
Another unpopular space-saving development: merging The Family Circus with the top headline story of the day.
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