Author of The Drunk Diet (In Stores March 13th 2012). DJ on @SiriusXM Hair Nation. Long Distance Runner & Semi-Pro Bowler.
Now if you're sad and you're feelin blue, go out and buy a brand new.....
One of the greatest nights of my life. Thank you so much @thedirtypearls @mrmartye @tommylondonny
Alcohol Infused Whipped Cream? A frat boy and a date rapist walk into a bar....
San Francisco is my kind of town.
.....Its true he does. Don't pass out in the bar dude. Not a good look.
I don't play by the rules. @tommylondonnyc @briannewman_
In Luc We Trust
Drunk Diet takes over Tokyo!! "They got sake, and sashimi, and some clean sheets"
Hit a pothole, got a flat, ate shit hard.
I just raced a subway train the distance of the manhattan bridge on my bike and I kicked its ass!
Another half marathon in the bag.
My boy @briannewman_ picking me up from the airport in the new eldorado
Not bad for on 5 hours sleep. Going to sleep like a baby.
Post run. Victory.
@briannewman_ @mrmartye @freddynecktie #maidensquaregarden were on our way to maiden!!!!!!
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