I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. email@example.com
I've been researching sex.
This is how I make love.
New favorite thing to do on Spotify.
My buddy @theta1138 snapped this photo of me flexing.
So glad this was promoted into my timeline.
Yes, I made this my Facebook photo for Mother's Day. But relax, it's mostly because I look really good here.
February 2006. Wailing on the floor of @benutty's apartment. #TBT
I paused the Jonah Falcon music video at just the right time.
OK, sounds good, thanks.
From now on, I'd prefer if you'd address me by my new name.
Classic Star Wars scene.
Getting some good questions on Ask.fm.
I guess that Runt getting eaten.
Don't you wish you were on the Peitzman family mailing list?
He's THE WORST.
Current number of hits on my Gwyneth Paltrow piece feels appropriate.
Would Louis make out with me? A handy flowchart.
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