I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. firstname.lastname@example.org
This New Yorker cover was a bit much.
I don't blame you for your anger, but you could cool it with the casual homophobia, @ABFalecbaldwin.
Caught my bae sleepin'. ;-)
And they say smoking isn't cool.
And since we're talking about Hedwig, here's a photo of me as Tommy Gnosis for Halloween in 2005.
On the plus side, I am dating Alexis Neiers.
Welp, I'm straight now.
I've been waiting for this question, because the internet is predictable and shitty.
Whatever. Sally Draper gets it.
This is why @bobbyfinger and I are forever friends.
@mindykaling Here you go.
Thank you, @katienotopoulos.
This is why I won't be sleeping tonight.
How I feel right now.
Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
Researching gay subtext in Disney. I guess Google considers "gayest" to be a synonym for "worst"? What the fuck.
When you think of online food delivery, I hope that you think of me.
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