Louis Peitzman

@LouisPeitzman

I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. louis.peitzman@buzzfeed.com

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Awkward screencap of my close-up in 's All About Evil. I am the most famous person you follow.

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He sees you when you're sleeping.

Not feeling the sweater. Bring back Jimmy Wales!

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Well, this was inevitable.

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Totally in the Splash Zone for Next to Normal.

Photographic evidence of my new hair AND the existence of ghosts.

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If the yams become sentient, we're fucked.

As usual, spurns my advances.

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Whatever I'm feeling right now, it's the opposite of pride.

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Our hosts! More like host-busters. ...Ugh, never mind. Drinking.

Help yourself to some complementary tea and this terrifying screenshot from The Exorcist.

Good morning! Don't forget to keep all your appointments.

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If you're going to be a wino, at least be cute about it.

There go my plans for this BART ride. Thanks, .

White person problems: Facebook Questions edition.

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I don't mean to be vulgar, but this dried peach is a prolapsed anus.

Saw this tagged on a trash can. Watch out: they've got bows and arrows.

I made some friends today.

People are afraid to merge.

When you're enraptured by Aaron Sorkin's script for The Social Network, remember that it all comes down to this.

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