I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. firstname.lastname@example.org
Awkward screencap of my close-up in @Peaches_Christ's All About Evil. I am the most famous person you follow.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
Not feeling the sweater. Bring back Jimmy Wales!
Well, this was inevitable.
Totally in the Splash Zone for Next to Normal.
Photographic evidence of my new hair AND the existence of ghosts.
If the yams become sentient, we're fucked.
As usual, @bobbyfinger spurns my advances.
Whatever I'm feeling right now, it's the opposite of pride.
Our hosts! More like host-busters. ...Ugh, never mind. Drinking.
Help yourself to some complementary tea and this terrifying screenshot from The Exorcist.
Good morning! Don't forget to keep all your appointments.
If you're going to be a wino, at least be cute about it.
There go my plans for this BART ride. Thanks, @toddlevin.
White person problems: Facebook Questions edition.
I don't mean to be vulgar, but this dried peach is a prolapsed anus.
Saw this tagged on a trash can. Watch out: they've got bows and arrows.
I made some friends today.
People are afraid to merge.
When you're enraptured by Aaron Sorkin's script for The Social Network, remember that it all comes down to this.
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