Dazzled, doused in gin.
Partial to a shot of adrenalin straight in the heart and lorne sausage.
Hey ladies...don't worry, he's single. #PsychicSally
This chap must be highly intelligent - look at his enormous cranium. #PsychicSally
I asked Sally to fix it for me to swim with dolphins. Bitch hasn't got back to me yet. #PsychicSally
#PsychicSally does sexy!!
Ladies and Gentlefolk my new Nice Layla May Wilson!!
Doin not bad for a Monday night. Happy birthday @Phoenixlee_IV
Evening all. Here be @Phoenixlee_IV and his birthday cake. Lotsa love n Happy birfday to Jamie.
People of twitter. Create a healing circle and send all your good will to this sick lady. Thanks
Clever computery people my PC won't go past this screen on startup. How do I fix it?
@Lipstedo have you tried these yet? They're the best thing I've ever found in my life.
My new tattoo! Big thanks to @delofreckoning I *love* it!
Here's me before I was powerful. I was an ugly fucking kid eh?
this is what I can see just now. I'm also boozing with @Phoenixlee_IV #goodtimes
#altff some hideous Hedgehogs. Because one just isn't enough.
"I fell over and hurt my fringe so I called the National Accident Helpline"
Snap On Speciality Tools. I shouldn't think this is funny but it is.
Worst Fake and Craziest hair do awards go to....
This my friends is a pocket calculator off of the 60s my step mum has. Isn't it amazing?
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