this is all kinds of crazy.

check out this abomination of a drawing. LOL #drawsomething

my headless dog

hey twitter! fat or pregnant?

hot annoying chicks at my pool. if they were quieter, they would be hotter, but they're drunk and douchey right now.

@AP Someone new behind the feed?

one of my favorite things about my car. iPhone streaming!

aka the smelly fart diet.

little dude stole my spot in bed. :-)

@karenabad missumore

uh huh!

my neighbor and herdoggie have been in the pool off and on all day making me jealous. they're cute!

@generationprime oh Tommy!!! hot slutty babe across the street! hot sluts all around here.

@generationprime check out my office locale. overlooking pool and deck chairs. yeah baybee!

free wifi on the beach? heaven?!!!

This woman just got busted Dr. Shopping for pain meds. She is going apeshit!

There's a Ron Paul fan in my hood. I'm imagining an 80 yr old in a wheelchair tagging the hood with these stickers. :-|

At a Christmas eve partay! This Christmas tree in this house must be 20 feet tall.

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