Pecan

@LilPecan

Twitter's exotic rodent strategist. I’m opinionated, irreverent and I sing skat! Best of all, you will never have to clean my cage. DMs not monitored.

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THIS is what happens to me when the human has nothing better to do.

Good hair day.

No wonder why they crucified this dude - he must have been the only white guy in the Middle East.

.brightspotart They see ME rollin'. They hating.

Win this handcrafted crocodile/calfskin clutch at the Colt Jackson fundraiser 3/29 at Copper House Tavern, Waltham.

Shopping is a multiple step process - buy & return, as is the case with this GROUND coffee. #iwantwholebean

My winter coat has grown out and my human says she's going to put me on a stick and dust the house. Not funny.

My winter coat has grown out and my human says she's going to put me on a stick and dust the house. Not funny.

Sterling & garnet bracelet & earring set in custom case to be raffled off for at Feb 2, 2013

This is what my Pop used to do with the butter boxes. #badexample

I don't have a tub but here's the view from my hotel room.

Whoo hoo! This year I get my own room! #livinglarge

I made these as a tribute to my bird. Jewelry should say something about the wearer.

/ wants to know if he can smoke this?

My human is experimenting with making solid perfume. This one smells like cookies!

...and changed my party to Nothinarian because the primary parties are asses.

Could someone grab me a beer and some of those little cocktail weenies, please?

Does this watercolour look vaguely familiar?

Who turned up the heat? It's doing a number on my fur.

Democrats for Nixon yo.