I'm a really big piece of shit.
Some random gay guy added me on Kik. This is as far as our conversation got.
Giving my cell number to my boss was obviously a stupid idea. Fuck.
I was going to go out tonight but my friend is an alcoholic gambler. I'm in green.
The cleaning lady is flaunting her high-cut jeans again.
The cleaning lady's cart. High speed, cuts corners like a Mazzerati. Can hold up to 3 brooms and 4 spray bottles.
I work with some funny jokers. I'm going to set this place on fire:
This truck in front of me is everything I've ever wanted on a vehicle. Horses running in a sunset.
Does anyone know what kind of batteries my tv remote takes? AA? AAA? D cell? Thanks
Another bright and sunny day on the East Coast of Canada.
I'm ready for the apocalypse.
I think I like Bill Gates all of a sudden. In 1985, his workforce consisted of only men, to which he said this:
I'm marrying this girl and you're all invited.
I just took the coolest picture. My friend punched a house of beer cans:
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