GQ magazine editor. Creed frontman. Saving up my $$$ for a big ole Ira Glass tramp stamp.
Clearly trying to put Elizabeth Moss in a MIA-eating-truffle-fries moment here.
@danielvriley and I stopped by Friday's for a drink the other day. They put lettuce in the mojito. Not kidding!
Want this guy as my chest surgeon, for sure.
Karmic payback for strapping a dog to the top of his car.
There are people who unload on Chili's about their loneliness.
The banner ads on Wikipedia are misleading.
Pretty sure this Hulu ad just photoshopped an iPad into a picture from my high school French textbook.
Spotted: Gus Fring on Once Upon a Time! This explains everything. Ginnifer Goodwin is just having a meth dream.
Someone needs to do a Tumblr about clothing catalogs called "What's the fucking temperature?"
In Which a Woman Takes Out Her Misery on the Chili's Facebook Page (last comment)
Unfortunate phrasing from the New York Post
I cannot unsee his facial expression.
Is Netflix making fun of me?
Obama hater comments on Chili's Facebook picture! Peanut Butter Molten Cake makes everyone mad!
And...the Best Repurposing of Tori Amos Lyrics award goes to this online box store.
I call this one 'Still Life of a Gothic Easter Child.'
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