Maria Alexander

@LaMaupin

Author. Snarker. Samurai in training. Editor of the anthology LEFT HANGING: 10 Tales of Suspense & Thrills. Get it on Amazon!

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All three Wild Things in a love puddle

Our 4 Year Anniversary Dinner

My First Fan Art: Doctor Who Dress Deluxe (signed)

Arkham, MA. Or Disney. Both where "dreams come true"...

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Ma Vie En Rose

One muffin sacrificed to the Muffin Gods pre-party

Me with Bret in the Background Singing

What did you do this weekend, Saphron?

My New License Plate Frame

Don Knotts deserves this completely charming gravestone

Parking is prohibited for blocks around my poll Seriously, what the fuck?

According to a UCLA newspaper, it's more realistic for zombies to be fast than slow. And they are being perfectly serious.

They have finished inscribing Ray Bradbury's tombstone

Starbucks Loves Trog

Sexy Librarian Look

Dahling!

My Office Door Sign. The Executive Director of Marketing Wrote Line #3.

Wearing my totally cute new boots and not much else

Me and Gracie Jo

Uber Sweet Bengal Pillow