la bouledogue

@LaBouledogue

i might appear to be an average talking french bulldog who tweets, rides a motorbike and plays jazz piano, but i've been hiding a dark sekrit.

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i now refuse to play games with the kids unless they sign my no-dressing-up agreement.

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"to the dogue park, driver ...and step on it!"

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les jours bleh: after christmas, awaiting new year.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 8: no! wrong, wrong, WRONG! #wrong

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XMAS ETIQUETTE FOR FRENCHIES TIP 4: deflating the cat with biting sarcasm just to get an extra bit of cake is very poor form.

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XMAS ETIQUETTE FOR FRENCHIES TIP 3: unfair as it may seem, the cat is allowed to get Christmas presents too... try not to make your jealousy too obvious.

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XMAS ETIQUETTE FOR FRENCHIES TIP 2: welcome the homeless guy your family invited over for Christmas lunch... but keep a very close eye on that bastard.

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XMAS ETIQUETTE FOR FRENCHIES TIP 1: when the obnoxious drunk uncle falls asleep on the sofa after lunch, it's very bad form to try and eat him.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 7: always wear Grandmas's special knitted coat on Christmas day... sure, it's embarrassing, but the reward is lots of extra treats from Grandma.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 6: you can only pull off the ironic antler look with the the right attitude... this vacant look doesn't work.

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what the...

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 5: take your dogue's individual sense of style into account.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 4: all smart dogs support South Sydney Rabbitohs... this is a winning look.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES TIP 3: if you must wear antlers, wear them ironically.

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XMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES - TIP 2: this is also bad.

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CHRISTMAS DRESS-UPS FOR FRENCHIES - TIP 1: this is bad.

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important note: the dogs here are pugs not french bulldogs...

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Don't buy a dogue for Christmas! We hate being carried around in bags, being wrapped in Christmas paper and sitting quietly under the Christmas tree until the 25th.

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"and lotza schmackos, an iBone, a soft to... hey STOP! don't let him take a photo of me with the antlers."

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Frenchies are kind dogs and are always willing to donate a cuddle (or even a schmacko) to those in need. ~pic via

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